Clubbin'

Hello ladies and gentlemen,
I have went to a club recently and I have seen a very strange thing called "grinding" up on the floor. Before that night, the only grinding I knew of was grinding meat. I mentioned that to a girl who attended and after she gave me a peculiar look, she said that was exactly what she was doing, whatever in the world the "meat" in this situation is. And later two young men were having a "beef" outside over a girl. She probably did not have enough energy to grind both of their meats. So I got completely confused with their beef and lamb meats, but one thing that I picked up (and no it was not one of the girls), was that a lot of people who came there were looking for a partner. Meeting women and men at the club does not fit everyone. For example, if you like to read, you might meet someone at the library, if you like to eat you might meet someone at a restaurant, if you dance... you know the drill. It is very rare that a group of women who like to read and learn would end up at a club on Saturday night... single. There is absolutely nothing wrong with staying in your comfort zone when it comes to something as sensitive as finding someone to "grind your meat."
Tootles,
GEM